Never quite follows the recipe. Doesn't really measure. Tastes with her fingers. Somehow, it always works.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chaaangeeeesss!!!

Posted: June 15th, 2009 | Author: johanna | Filed under: Johanna | 13 Comments »

Hello friends.
Before we go any further, there is some news that I must give you. It is good news. It is exciting news.
Teh Noms du Jour is moving!!!!!!
About 8 months ago, while talking with my friend Leah, the idea of an All-Girl culinary gang came up. A group of girl food bloggers who were friends, who were talented, who thought each other were hilarious, and who had a serious love for talking about food, writing about food, and making food (AND baking!) A group of badass girls who knew what they’re on about, but weren’t afraid to laugh at themselves if things flopped, and ask questions so next time the flop maybe didn’t happen.
And inspired with a great name, Pretty Girls Use Knives was born!!!
Please check out all the girls, because they are all wonderful and talented, and please come back often, because so many things are going to go on there, and we would love your support!! BUT, so that you can direct-link to my blog or add it to your Google Reader or whatever you do… here is the link to my personal PrettyGirl Blog: www.prettygirlsuseknives.com/johanna
Never fear, dear friends…. any entries you may want to review or reflect upon will still be find-able, since I have imported ALL the Teh Noms du Jour recipes into the new blog.

Now that all the joy and celebration and the big reveal have happened, I can get into something that I need to get off my chest.
I am a fairly competent baker. And I can make one hell of a biscuit. IN fact, I never even blogged about the Proustian flashback I nearly gave Jesse’s Oklahoman soul with my most recent batch of biscuits and gravy. Suffice it to say, I am a biscuit maker.
So when I tackled strawberry shortcake a la Deb from SmittenLand, I was feeling pretty confident. After all, hers are beautiful. They’re little fluffy biscuits, and they look heavenly.
So I made my best personal attempt. I boiled my eggs and got such beautiful yellow yolks. I didn’t cut the butter up until RIGHT when I meant to throw it in.

And yet…..
I was foiled. Foiled by the instructions to process until the flour looked like coarse meal. Foiled by trying to make biscuits with a machine. Foiled by a hot night and not cold enough butter.
Foiled. Look at them – they’re….they’re…… flat. Pale. They spread. They didn’t get tall. They didn’t get brown. They didn’t really….do…. anything. They weren’t dense. They weren’t light. They tasted ok, but they did NOT look ok at first glance.
I mean…. once you pile macerated strawberries that you bought at the farmer’s market that morning, you can’t really see the ugly shortcakes…which leads me to the only corollary I’ve ever developed:

With enough whipped cream on top, all dessert sins can be forgiven or ignored.
Seeya at PrettyGirls. :)


13 Comments on “Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Chaaangeeeesss!!!”

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